Backslash, real backslash, actual backslash for real this time, elder backslash
For everyone who says I am sorry. This is how a sorry works – patch on a broken window
Now this is some shit that qualifies for a Nobel Prize award. Ice that fits plastic bottles
Germany Google searches: what’s the taste of cocaine, breast milk, human flesh, poop? What the hell?
Games you can play with your pussy and lots of other stuff cat owners should know
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
Girl on a first tinder date starting pack: knife hidden in a pencil, comb & lipstick
Man tries to fit entire fire hydrant in ass during pride 2016 festivities
Babysitters don’t actually sit on babies
Did you know that these hand fingers sign means OK?