Spiderbro guarding me from malaria outside my window mosquitoes cought in the net
When you see your friends on the road middle finger
When your bestfriend makes plans with someone else: What, I’m not good enough for you? Joey Friends
Everyone has that one friend the one who is super lazy but smart as hell
When your friend is on the other team: if anybody’s gonna take that guy down it’s gonna be me Family Guy
When you sleep at a friends house and you wake up before them like WTF do I do now
What is the strongest kind of bond? Friendship. Wrong answer
That one friend you have who is literally always high Will Smith Men in Black
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital
When you marry the girl your homies said you had no chance with, feeling proud showing wedding ring