When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
There are 3 kinds of friends: 1. acquaintances, 2. friends, 3. those whose house you can poop at and grab yourself a drink without asking
When you wake up in the morning to see that your friends tagged you in memes
Saying bye to your friend hands heart vs saying bye to your best friend middle finger
Coffee and poo best friends forever holding hands
We all have that one mate that you can’t put on loudspeaker because you don’t know what they’ll come out with
When your friend finally watches a show you kept telling them about and they love it. Kissing hand Godfather
The friend who gives unsolicited relationship advice even though she’s been single for 7 years starter pack