When your friends start roasting you but you’re awful at comebacks so you just let it happen on fire
When your friend throws up after you just started drinking. Pathetic. The Simpsons
Tag someone who farts a lot Family Guy
When you find out that someone hates the same person as you
When all 2 of your friends are busy, don’t know what to do
When you’re kidding around with somebody and then all of a sudden they get way too serious and start saying real shit dog
You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend
Friends are like boobs some are big some are small some are real some are fake
We all have friends who says I’ll be there around 7 and then shows up around 9
Being honest may not get you many friends but it’ll always get you the right ones John Lennon