When you’re kidding around with somebody and then all of a sudden they get way too serious and start saying real shit dog
You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend
Friends are like boobs some are big some are small some are real some are fake
We all have friends who says I’ll be there around 7 and then shows up around 9
Being honest may not get you many friends but it’ll always get you the right ones John Lennon
Friends are like snowflakes if you pee on them they will disappear
I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and scare the shit out of people
My relationships with friends I love you just saying that because I gave you food
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years it will last a lifetime
My russian friend visited me yesterday. Vladiszlav? Baby don’t hurt me