When your friend throws up after you just started drinking. Pathetic. The Simpsons
Tag someone who farts a lot Family Guy
When you find out that someone hates the same person as you
When all 2 of your friends are busy, don’t know what to do
When you’re kidding around with somebody and then all of a sudden they get way too serious and start saying real shit dog
You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend
Friends are like boobs some are big some are small some are real some are fake
We all have friends who says I’ll be there around 7 and then shows up around 9
Being honest may not get you many friends but it’ll always get you the right ones John Lennon
Friends are like snowflakes if you pee on them they will disappear