My relationships with friends I love you just saying that because I gave you food
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years it will last a lifetime
My russian friend visited me yesterday. Vladiszlav? Baby don’t hurt me
My friends treat me like God. They ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something
Everyone has that one friend that never picks up their phone
When you go into deep conversation with someone who understands. Walking into space black hole
Saw my ex riding his bike while I was riding passenger and told my friend to run him over and she didn’t. Tired of all these fake friends
When your friends are drunk and you have to look after them because they keep doing stupid things
Me: I’m gonna give that the person I like some space today. Also me: list of things with Patrick
When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?