Finally found a good use for the cat plate holder
When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you
Owner of the restaurant told him to get out cause he don’t have money bum pulled hundreds and shoved one in his hat
History’s first vegetarian skeleton fail
Meanwhile downstairs at the White House watermelons Obama
Expensive restaurants be like fancy ketchup all over food
Dog face or a muffin? guess
Can I have some pie? You can have some once it’s cool, you bitch I’m done
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I wonder who was the first person to look at a bee hive and think those bastards are hiding something delicious in there and I know it honey
This carrot wants to be an astronaut so badly