When he said he was going to give me a creampie I though he was buying me dessert
Dog or bread? guess
Brussels sprouts barking dog pizza happy dog
Finally found a good use for the cat plate holder
When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you
Owner of the restaurant told him to get out cause he don’t have money bum pulled hundreds and shoved one in his hat
History’s first vegetarian skeleton fail
Meanwhile downstairs at the White House watermelons Obama
Expensive restaurants be like fancy ketchup all over food
Dog face or a muffin? guess