Eminem spaghetti he palms spaghetti knees weak arms spaghetti
My heart says steak but my bank account says ramen
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty plain tall or short it matters what’s inside fridge
We can live without cigarette liquor manufacturers are millionaires we can’t live without food but our farmers are poor
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
Basically single married hungry
We all have that one friend that is stick thin but eats like an elephant
Cut my life into pizzas this is my plastic fork Pizza Hut
I’m not gonna kill you I’m just gonna make you really really fat Ronald McDonald
Not all heroes wear capes pizza delivery man