How green is this lettuce? Green AF
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Shooting a bear doesn’t make you badass. Feeding a bear while her cub humps your leg makes you badass
I’m really sorry that you’re not feeling well today but I’m still gonna need a sandwich
It’s amazing how potatoes give us chips, fries and vodka. Get your shit together every other vegetable
Friend is someone to share the last cookie with cookie monster
How many pizzas do you want? How many pizzas do you have? fat kid boy
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew
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If someone ever tells you that you’re putting too much peanut butter on your bread stop talking to them you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life