Darth Vader: “I’m too full to eat”, Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you’ve started”
Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them they die
Chicken is better than chick who said she will die for you, chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love
All food must go to the lab for testing dog with a burger
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake
A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is to not form an emotional bond. silly tip
When my girlfriend tells me that she can’t handle the burger: I’ll finish what you started Kylo Ren Star Wars
It’s just two girls eating poop I don’t get it dog watching
When you finally get home and can be yourself again cat cookie monster outfit
Get your own seeds bird kicking out other bird