Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any
Pizza order special instructions: send your cutest delivery boy. Dog delivering pizza
The combination of the colors red and yellow make people hungry Burger King McDonald’s Pizza Hut USSR Soviet Russia
Food lines in Venezuela prove socialism is just like Disneyland
Boiled eggs skull looking like an alien
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
If only nature could find a way to cover these oranges so we didn’t need to waste so much plastic on them fail peeled oranges
Omg, they made thanksgiving dinner into a real place Turkey
Snaccident – eating an entire pizza / box of chocolates / family size bag of crisps by mistake