Everyone’s got that cousin that isn’t they cousin but you say it’s your cousin
Being that twat of the family is a hard job but someone’s got to do it
This is how my parents look at their cell phone
Dad goals at Disneyland dressed as a mermaid
Everyone go home they just won Halloween this year. Father and a son with a moustache
No you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween kid
That one aunt who thinks she is better than the rest of the family Prince
Old lady: excuse me young man. Me: I have a grandma
How your grandparents describe what their daily trip to school was like ancient times
My sister is a lesbian and I’m gay but our parents are conservative she dates my bf I date her gf