When you start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember you were doing something illegal
Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
Date: I love mexican food. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her*my father is a crunch wrap supreme
Sometimes I feel ugly then I look at my sibling and feel okay monkeys apes
My mother and I both aged 25 looking the same comparison
When you get in a fight with parents and then get hungry so you mentally prepare for appearance in the kitchen
When father finds a calculator in your room Japanese family crying
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, damn right they do, I’m a delight
Star Wars family photoshopped Leia, Kylo Ren, Nien Nunb