When you leave your baby with father playing poker drinking Jim Beam
Mom I want to be a dinosaur. Because they are scary? Because they are dead kid
Mom I wish I was like that plane. Because it can fly? Because it’s hanging from the ceiling kid
Dad,why is my sisters name Rose?Because your mother loves roses. Thanks dad, no problem Minecraft pocket edition
Kids painted Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles someone need to call child protective services on they ass
When your mom hears you relaxing for even 1 second angry meme
When your wife hears you relaxing for even 1 second angry meme
This monkey adopted a stray puppy and protects it from danger. She always let it eat first to ensure it gets enough food