Dude stayed 40 minutes after the test: I’m just absorbing the reality that ill have to live withmy parents for the rest of my life
Can’t disappoint your parents if you never made them proud in the first place. Protip lifehack
Baby I love my parents for giving me a bath and tucking me in to sleep. Baby to baby: shit yourself
When your grandma tells your mum to leave you alone happy dog
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
When your siblings asks what you got them for Christmas. My presence is a present Kanye West
Darth Vader world’s greatest dad cooking eggs for kids
Who’s your daddy? Darth Vader
Finn unlike Luke will not find his father black guy Star Wars
Gonna prank dad when he gets home black guy: day 1, day 2, day 817