Father with baby, say dad, motherfcker, same thing comic
When your mom asks if you’re a virgin and your dog and uncle stand there like Scooby Doo
Mom it’s not that hard to use a phone mum I had to teach you how to use a spoon
We don’t have a camera timer but you have to be in the family photo mirror creative
Me: please, I have a wife and kids. Robber: I’m not gonna shoot you. Me: please why not
Mum told me: stop being so depressed all the time. WOW, I’m cured A++ parenting, no more tears, never have to be sad again
Gonna prank dad when he gets home black guy dad’s not coming home
When you say you gonna take a shower and your siblings says no I’m gonna shower first running