*Meets girlfriends parents* Dad asks: what are your intentions with my daughter? Me: like a news trolling man fck her right in the…
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Her: I really dig guys who are like my dad, Me: *orders 10 beers then ignores her, Her: [calls mom]: I think he’s the one
When your mom brushes your hair and tells you what a handsome boy you are when you know damn well youre ugly af cat
When you tell your parents a funny story and it turns into a life lesson kid
We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn protester sign
When you live with your parents vs when you get your own place Pope Francis comparison
What you see: mother with a girl. What your drunk father see’s: punching bags