I’m going to kill you Superman, wait my mother’s name is Martha. Omg, so is mine. What? Did we just become best friends? Batman
Parents: I want the truth, Me: *tells the truth*, Parents: no you’re lying, wrong answer. You actually were telling the truth. I do that quite a lot yet people are always suprised
I regret that I have but five lives to give for my country muslim terrorist
When your mom says that’s alright sweetie you’ll always be my president Jeb Bush
I will do a lot of things but admitting I’m cold to my mom who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
Family picture Star Wars: Han Solo, Leia, Kylo Ren kid
Parenting in public happy father, parenting at home mad
Replaced picture of my sister with Vladimir Putin before my family came over for Christmas
I don’t want to see you with that boy Han Solo again. But dad. But nothing, respect me young lady and remove this headphone to talk to me. Vader Leia
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I don’t always kiss women but when I do I prefer my sister Luke Skywalker