When you tell grandma you’re hungry. Huge plate of food
Mom: am I a bad mother Katie. Kid: my name is Emily
Why my cousin diamond is named like that? Because aunty loves diamonds. What about me? Enough questions Age of Empires Collector’s Edition
I love you mommy, I have a boyfriend son kid
I called daddy in your phone and it wasn’t your father. Mother angry at her daughter
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
When your girlfriend has a twin sister so you get confused and fck her dad penguin
*Meets girlfriends parents* Dad asks: what are your intentions with my daughter? Me: like a news trolling man fck her right in the…