We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn protester sign
When you live with your parents vs when you get your own place Pope Francis comparison
What you see: mother with a girl. What your drunk father see’s: punching bags
When you leave your baby with father playing poker drinking Jim Beam
Mom I want to be a dinosaur. Because they are scary? Because they are dead kid
Mom I wish I was like that plane. Because it can fly? Because it’s hanging from the ceiling kid
Dad,why is my sisters name Rose?Because your mother loves roses. Thanks dad, no problem Minecraft pocket edition
Kids painted Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles someone need to call child protective services on they ass
When your mom hears you relaxing for even 1 second angry meme
When your wife hears you relaxing for even 1 second angry meme