Holding hands with girlfriend: expectation on beach, reality going to IKEA store
Personal trainers be like: “gimmie ten more” critical condition
She kissed the tip then she said April Fools girlfriend fail
Hey derp I’m like pregnant I totally April fooled you. Typical girlfriend
I don’t always get asked on a date but when I do it’s on April 1st
I don’t always tell people I’m gay but when I do I do it on April Fools day
Sets birthday to April 1st typical girl on facebook April Fools
When it’s April 2nd and she is still pregnant
Hey I got a girlfriend wow congrats april fools
Me sliding into adulthood kid with silly face fail