There are more than two genders t-shirt only male or female
Whoops I forgot to do everything I was supposed to do today
Dog hates when you blow in his face, sticks head out car window while on the highway
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
Dogs sense of smell can be 1000 times better than ours true dog sniffing feet about to puke throw up
You used so much spice people eating it are folding space and seeing the future. Gordon Ramsay
DJ Khaled snapchats credit card by accident loses 80k dollars in 30 secs
Kids then and now comparison tons of toys now only iPad tablet
Where would you rather be when diarrhea strikes? Amusement park, Tomorrowland, first date with your crush
How relationships work: he/she does something stupid, she gets mad, he apologises