Your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
25 years of living it’s taken me this long to realise the structure of a plug bathroom
Have you ever bulshitted on an essay so hard that you basically laugh after every sentence you write?
Have you ever tried alcohol? Yes / no missed box tick
When you actually treat her with respect she disappears
When your phone dies in public and you dont know what to do with yourself sad monkey
When people ask me how life is going: fallen off the stairs ladder
Hitting table with foot pinky finger comic
Girlfriend hates when you win, hates it when you let her win. Playing video games
Well that didn’t work out cooking cute birds
Image too long to display, click to expand...