I was your pilot man outside jet plane window trolling paratrooper
This Boeing 747 is carrying a space shuttle but your bag is two pounds overweight
Texting BAE: what’s wrong? Nothing, goodnight. OK goodnight. See that’s your problem. Brad Pitt throwing phone
When you wake up and check your phone to see how much time you got left to sleep but it’s right before your alarm supposed to ring crying
Internet Explorer Edge logo made of Windows lagging screen trolling
Normal people flirting: hey you’re cute we should go out sometime. Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?
Reasons I enjoy life: I don’t. graph
Women using laptop holding key b typing bbbbb
Her: what’s your favourite… Me: missionary. Her: color
USSR: this is traditional food in my country, but Ivan the plate is empty, I know