And this is where I keep my genetics – fat lady fridge full of coke sweets
This edible ain’t shit. 45 minutes later: found dead body
Coming home after a party is like trying to unlock door with a car key
Found this sick Mortal Kombat mask in my mom’s clothing drawer underwear
Meanwhile in the USA fat lady woman chair on the treadmill
Windows is checking for a solution thread sleep 5000
Did you throw it in the water? That’s a tortoise not a turtle, it can’t swim
That moment you realise you’ve been using your own data instead of free WiFi monkey with a phone