#Allnatural #nomakeup Joker
Introducing girlfriend to my family. Me: this is my girlfriend. Janine: hi. Wife: what the fuck?
When you find out who really has been ruining your life Scooby Doo
Share a Coke with Whitney, I think she’s had enough
The floor is refugees Germany lying down, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia not touching floor
Couple games: write something the other doesn’t know. Man: I am sterile, woman: you’re going to be a daddy
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass, the doctor described his condition as “stable”
Pessimist optimist realist train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks
Oh my God I totally failed gets a 98%
Eat at the taco stand they said what could go wrong they said