For everyone who says I am sorry. This is how a sorry works – patch on a broken window
Plays alone: like a boss 48 kills 3 deaths, plays with friends: fail 5 kills 19 deaths
How close I am to screwing up the semester: atoms close
Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.
When someone’s ringtone is the same as your alarm panic
How not to hold a soldering iron woman fail
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal
He met Iron Man out of costume Robert Downey Jr. crying kid
Does anyone else get road rage walking behind slow people?
If I give up and go sleep now I can wake up early tomorrow to revise Pinocchio nose