New facebook like button: Schopenhauer everyone dies
The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry
New facebook like buttons: like, love, haha, wow, sad, angry
Luke Skywalker likes this on facebook chopped hand
Facebook memories Chewbacca 38 years ago happy with Han Solo, crying
People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
People don’t always post on my facebook wall but when they do they wish me “happy birthday”, and then ignore me for another year
Become a fan on facebook literally
Told my Italian housemate a gangbang was when you go out with your friends so she facebooked this: pre gang bang selfie
When you fint out your wife has the right to vote on facebook polls. Sad arab muslim