Today is April Fools day believe nothing and trust no one just like any other day
Doing your taxes on April Fools day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government
April fools day is way too predictable, I pick my own random month and day and you’ll never see that coming
When he said he was going to give me a creampie I though he was buying me dessert
No I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you Sherlock