Glad to see Snoop Dogg’s morning delivery on schedule giant blunts joints on a truck
So glad I grew u doing drugs not staring at my phone kids
*Hits blunt* If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb woom, why isn’t bomb pronounced boom?
You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back, you got tested positive for Coke. Pepsi headquaters
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Just remember who was there for you when no one else was cannabis
First day on the job as a drug dealer: *giggles* we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok? *gets stabbed*
When you realize faded af spelt backwards is faded af
Remember kids if strangers offer you drugs take them because drugs are expensive
Jack Daniels Valentine’s Day gift
Me on job applications vs me in real life NASA astronaut