Don’t think the kids like this “no smoking in cars with children” law all that much when the weather is this bad
When you’re high at the ZOO and trying to be normal Borat what type of dog is this? This is a tortoise
When your acid trip wears off and you’re now in ISIS
Just one joint
Did somebody say vodka?
Were you smoking pot? Obama
You know what’s fun? Alcohol
Let’s get drunk and watch movie in bed