Drunk woman steals a ferry and yells I’m Jack Sparrow press headline
Two Martinis please. Dry? Nein, zwei.
Dunkin’ buddy cakes in milk creative gadget
This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
When your iPhone is at 98% percent but you still charge it fat kid drinking from a bottle
Slobodan Praljak drinking poison meme: when you know that next shot is gonna ruin your life but your like fck it I’m getting lit tonight