Two Martinis please. Dry? Nein, zwei.
Dunkin’ buddy cakes in milk creative gadget
This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Creative mug: go away, leave me alone, not ready yet, almost there, you may speak now
When you’re living fancy but still depressed Clorox champagne drink
If monday was a beer head foam
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
Alien Spanish Tequila ayy caramba arriba
Oh hello darling you’re home early muslim woman wife eating meat drinking beer