Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Creative mug: go away, leave me alone, not ready yet, almost there, you may speak now
When you’re living fancy but still depressed Clorox champagne drink
If monday was a beer head foam
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
Alien Spanish Tequila ayy caramba arriba
Oh hello darling you’re home early muslim woman wife eating meat drinking beer
It says right on the RedBull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs, we are not a species made to last
I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun you don’t need running shoes to run but it helps
Drunk girl using a slice of pizza as a pillow. Welcome to Britain