A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
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It says right on the RedBull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs, we are not a species made to last
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Drunk girl using a slice of pizza as a pillow. Welcome to Britain
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