When you thought coffee would help but you’re still annoyed by everyone. Angry dog
Before coffee – angry koala, after coffee – cute koala
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
Marlboro Nestle packaging swap mind blown mineral water cigarettes
The horrifying moment you forgot about your tea and discover it turned stone cold Will Smith silly face
For the company picnic management decided that due to liability issues we could only have one beer per person. I was fired for ordering the huge giant cups
Have you ever tried alcohol? Yes / no missed box tick
Poem about me: I hate people, I wish I was drunk. The end