Autocorrect changed morning run to morning rum. Change of plans guys Jack Sparrow
That’s what I do, I drink and I know things. Game of Thrones
Jack I’ll never let you go Rose Titanic Jack Daniels
Trump wants to ban muslims but if we learned anything from prohibition its that people will just make muslims in their bathtubs
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke Donald Trump
When all your friends go to the range and don’t invite you to go. Soldier drinking at home
When you leave the party and you’re still drunk I’m going on an adventure Hobbit
Man saves beer from burning house TV news
Go home rainbow you’re drunk
Jesus born Christmas made of Coke cans with names