Mug cat tail
When you order a taxi but it turns up within 5 minutes. Drinking beer in a hurry
When your dog is more classy than you water with lemon
Lord give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t
Rainbow smoothies
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
Before and after: cocaine, alcohol, crack, Pokemon GO. Fat guy becomes fit
When the girl you bought a drink for starts dancing with another guy drinking her drink