Before coffee after coffee
Giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of it’s throat ever think about that no you only think about yourself
Fun prank: make everyone think you’re an alcoholic by drinking every day
Every slice of bread is a sad story of wheat that could have become a beer
Me: I promise I won’t get all political. 3 drinks later Russian ambassador shot
AA batteries meeting hello my name is Steve and I am an alcoholic. Duracell: Who invited the alcoholic?
Nutella vodka shots recipe
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Never look at your beer as half empty look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer
Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
You won’t be laughing after you finish that drink Bill Cosby