Obi Wine Kenobi bottle of wine
Martini dog
30000 likes and my dad will stop drinking. Dog wearing human clothes
Drunk woman steals a ferry and yells I’m Jack Sparrow press headline
Two Martinis please. Dry? Nein, zwei.
Dunkin’ buddy cakes in milk creative gadget
This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Creative mug: go away, leave me alone, not ready yet, almost there, you may speak now
When you’re living fancy but still depressed Clorox champagne drink