If we get married you should stop smoking, drinking, going to night clubs. What else can you leave? The idea of marrying you
Dude my computer just said hello to me. So what dude? I think it’s a Dell
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Facebook memories Chewbacca 38 years ago happy with Han Solo, crying
Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
New game: choose your name takes ages
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Legend about thirsty crow jar with water rocks
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Religion secularism democracy water tame drawing
Google police car: Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over? policeman
Two people walk into a bar, it doesn’t go so well: H20 please, me too
Numbers 8, 9 I’m higher than you. Now what? 8 transforms to infinity