Buy a $150 dollar dress that you wear once a year no one bats an eye, buy $150 dollar keyboard that you use everyday everybody loses their mind
When you tell your parents a funny story and it turns into a life lesson kid
Are you ok I’m fine stabbed by a sword
Bottles and cans, paper, hopes and dreams. Recycling trash bins
My will to live vs minor inconvenience balloon needle
Sad man painting happy smiley faces
When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
When you witness someone putting milk in before the water when making a cup of tea
Todays special: nothing is special, you are not special
Free cremation winner happy old man