Oscar loser for best makeup vs Oscar winner for best makeup Suicide Squad
This is me, I trust people easily, I forgive people easily, I forget all the bad they did easily. I am an idiot, please don’t be like me
Don’t drink and drive your dog will never understand why you didn’t come home
Checked my bank account and realised I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Thursday
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When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard
You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. Second page of Google search results
Whoops I forgot to do everything I was supposed to do today
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
When you know you’re not made for University but you keep trying anyway Pokemon fail