My face vs my soul sock inside outside comparison
When it’s late at night and your trying to go to bed but then you think of that slightly embarrassing thing you did 10 years ago
How I feel after working out, how I actually am comparison young Arnold Schwarzenegger
Online shopping: what we order vs what we get. Captain Jack Sparrow cosplay Johnny Depp
How my weeks go: mooonday, tuuuesday, weeednesday, thuuursday, frisatsun
When I’m trying to go to sleep I struggle to find a comfortable position, when I have to wake up every position is comfortable
Who needs April fools’ when your life is a joke?
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye it’s always an eyelash. Eyeronic ironic
The ring she wants – wedding ring, the rings I want – Audi, the rings I can afford – onion rings
On a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely are you? It stops at 10?