When you’re on the toilet and you realize you forgot your phone sad man
White House closes in on 100 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia Donald Trump make Saudi Arabia great again
Normal people full of H2O, me full of sadness
Today’s my birthday happy guy while death is counting down years
Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful forks
Just relax, do your best you’ll be fine. Well I’d like to thank everyone for their fucking useless advice
Other people signatures vs my signature fail
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If you can not afford a lawyer one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford a doctor lol tough shit bro USA United States of America
Bear attack tip: if attacked play dead, it will be good practice for when you die a couple minutes later
When you wanted the window seat but Pope Francis called dibs. Already got it first unhappy angry girl