My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard
You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. Second page of Google search results
Whoops I forgot to do everything I was supposed to do today
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
When you know you’re not made for University but you keep trying anyway Pokemon fail
Can’t disappoint your parents if you never made them proud in the first place. Protip lifehack
Don’t grow up it’s a trap
When you’re done with humans and just want to be yourself tired Alien UFO
When you’re just trying to relax on vacation but she’s got you posing for a picture every 4 minutes Husky dogs
When people don’t realise you can see through bullshit