You never really can fix a heart
After finishing a video game that really drew you into the story and you just feel empty inside. Did I beat the game or did the game beat me?
Watching your friends grow up, start businesses and have kids and you’re just like: sure wish I could get this dang ball in this cup here
New facebook like button: Schopenhauer everyone dies
Raise your hand shamelessly if you have successfully wasted two months of 2017
When father finds a calculator in your room Japanese family crying
When you pay for her dinner and take her to the club and she reacts to “single ladies make some noise”
When you miss a call so you phone back within 3 seconds and they don’t pick up
I am sad Google results: I am sad in Spanish, I am sad in French, I am sad all the time
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone