Honey who is “alarm” and why does she call you everyday at 5:45?
Normal people flirting: hey you’re cute we should go out sometime. Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?
Reasons I enjoy life: I don’t. graph
So many selfies and so little knowledge of self
Coffin successful people, unsuccessful people comparison
Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45 the first sentence explains your love life everyone thinks you’re dead
Trying to handle life like fail
My will to live isded is dead Pepsi can upside down