When your sons name is Allah Akbar and you lose him at the mall confused muslim
Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
When your mom brushes your hair and tells you what a handsome boy you are when you know damn well youre ugly af cat
When you live in Venezuela and it’s lunch time empty plate. The Simpsons
Guys wearing identical same be different shirts
Look what $1 dollar will buy: nothing empty shelf
Life is unjust and cruel limousine limo quote
North Korea after olympics: some athletes praised, some punished
Tinder AD: your personality just became less important
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am