Welcome to real life where nobody cares if you’re offended and your feelings don’t matter
And just like that. *Poof* Weekend. Gone.
People push you to your limits and when you finally explode and fight back you are the mean one Grumpy Cat
Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
Happy endings, there are no happy endings, life is an uninterrupted series of humuliating failures Pinky and the Brain
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I think I’m having a midlife crisis. You’re 24. I might die at 48
Middle East: immigrants, ISIS, war, terrorism meanwhile on Snapchat: dog face
The world’s oldest dog passed away at the age of 30 RIP Maggie
Have you ever bulshitted on an essay so hard that you basically laugh after every sentence you write?
Last veteran of his World War II battle group marching alone in Victory Day parade