Mom I want to be a dinosaur. Because they are scary? Because they are dead kid
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. When I see humans is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
Mom I wish I was like that plane. Because it can fly? Because it’s hanging from the ceiling kid
I can’t believe I used to believe in these: Santa Claus, tooth fairy, easter bunny, myself
Nihilist Lays: no flavor, no color, nothing
PS4 new game system update installing game updating game dead before even starts playing comic
When you accidentally watched Big Bang Theory and laughed depressed man
Woman with love refugees sign fail
Soviet monopoly, no property, equal division, gulag instead of prison
The only dates I get are updates software