I wanna start going on runs and exercising more but how do I expect myself to do that when I get exhausted from putting on a pair of socks
When you just want to be lazy but got that one friend that always just shows up wanting to do shit husky dog
Why does every mum still do this? As if I’m incapable of pushing a trolley at my age
When you ask your girl what’s wrong and she gets even more mad saying “You’re supposed to know!”
What seems to be the problem? It all started when I was born
4 AM chirp chirp motherfucker. Bird singing early in the morning
When you say something 3 times and someone asks you to repeat yourself sad frog angry
Throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front rear and side views but she didn’t get the memo fail
Albert is not having the best day cat lamp
So much knowledge in one room, so much debt. Baccalaureate event