Serial killer: I will tell you a joke, if you laugh you die, okay? So a man walks into a me laughing already fail
You’re depressed because you stay in your bedroom all day instead of traveling the world. Cool, now I’m depressed in Egypt
Oh wow would you look at the time: I want to die o’clock
Once you delete your birthday date from facebook you realize no one gave a shit about you
Smonday – the moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of monday kicks in
In case you ever wonder if you should learn Polish: there are seventeen forms of that word two
Truth about Facebook graffiti mural street art
Has no legs, climbs Mount Everest. What’s your excuse? His legs don’t hurt