When you wanted the window seat but Pope Francis called dibs. Already got it first unhappy angry girl
Muslim suicide hotline, how may I help you sir? I’m feeling suicidal. Great, can you fly a plane?
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If you work hard enough you can replace depression with exhaustion
Disappointed but not suprised doge meme
Mom I want to be a dinosaur. Because they are scary? Because they are dead kid
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. When I see humans is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
Mom I wish I was like that plane. Because it can fly? Because it’s hanging from the ceiling kid
I can’t believe I used to believe in these: Santa Claus, tooth fairy, easter bunny, myself
Nihilist Lays: no flavor, no color, nothing
PS4 new game system update installing game updating game dead before even starts playing comic