Everyone asks what does the fox say, no one asks how the fox feels
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2015 is almost over and I lost no weight, didn’t learn anything, haven’t saved any money, still ugly
Successful people they want others to succeed unsuccessful people they want others to fail
The light inside has broken but I still work quote
Tips for success with women: don’t be ugly
Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines maybe if you practice coloring this turtle it will help with your parking
That moment when you realize that you are too dumb for your dream job crying meme
Obama: that’s it Joe, our last meal, our last visit. Biden: our last meme. Obama sheds tear
It says right on the RedBull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs, we are not a species made to last
Your girlfriend will take 2 hours to get ready but if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready you’re the problem