Checked my bank account and realised I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Thursday
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When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard
You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. Second page of Google search results
Whoops I forgot to do everything I was supposed to do today
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
When you know you’re not made for University but you keep trying anyway Pokemon fail
Can’t disappoint your parents if you never made them proud in the first place. Protip lifehack
Don’t grow up it’s a trap
When you’re done with humans and just want to be yourself tired Alien UFO