Me trying to flirt: Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good, thanks. Good
Pre Tinder days when you didn’t say a word to your crush at school but you’d spit pure fire at night
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
4000 years later and we’re back to the same language hieroglyphs emoticons
My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play
Princess Leia Darth Vader I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler, well let’s ask mom what she thinks, oh wait… That’s, it go to your room, my room was on Alderaan
Emergency question: where can I keep a baby goat I impulsively bought? This is a joke, right? This is Billy
When your drunk AF and someone is trying to have a deep conversation with you