Ladies and gentlemen, women! Did it ever once occur to you that I might have some insight? Alright, tell me. I don’t know anything about battles! Game of Thrones
Trying to make plans in the group chat is like multi level rubik’s cube
Wanna go and see football game? Grandpa: who is playing? Austria Hungary. Against whom? Grandpa what?
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Throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front rear and side views but she didn’t get the memo fail
Boy: how old are you? Girl: 15. Boy: Wow you look young for 18 years old. Girl: but I said I was fifteen. Boy: shhh…
Wow words can’t even describe how beautiful you are. Thank you. Numbers can though, 4 out of 10
Doctor I’ve got a problem every morning at 8 sharp I poop. How is this a problem? I wake up at 9
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When people add you in a group chat and text for hours Jay-Z Beyonce
What are you doing? Filling the caravan with petrol. Why? So it explodes when the car hits it. Why would it? Because I’ve filled it with petrol. Clarkson Hammond Top Gear
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If you had super power what would it be? The ability to communicate with a female. Civil War interview Anthony Mackie