Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse, don’t you have like two horses? BRB. That is completely unrelated to the horse thing, I promise
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Tinder profile: I’m an estate agent and I’ve got a rather large semi I need to get rid of. Maybe I can help you with that semi
Pre Tinder days when you didn’t say a word to your crush at school but you’d spit pure fire at night
My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play
Girlfriend: honey are you free tonight? I can’t I’m hitting the gym. Aww, can’t wait to feel your muscles and abs. Playing Pokemon GO
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Germany axe rampage on a train: Here come all the racists. Islam isn’t a race. What do you call someone who discriminates against people based on their religion? A muslim. BBC Twitter