Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4 year old: I don’t have any other feet. Me: fair enough
Fortune cookie a friend has good news for you. So what’s the news? I’m not your friend
Me making a group chats: welcome fatties
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
Talking on messenger misspelled baby Abby who’s Abby? It’s Abby
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Trolling girlfriend: can I get a pic of you naked under the belt
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Texting BAE: what’s wrong? Nothing, goodnight. OK goodnight. See that’s your problem. Brad Pitt throwing phone
Cyu Agen facebook name trolling
You are NSA agent, no you, couple in love trolling
Do you guys know where I could get one of these gold necklaces with the T on it? That’s a cross. Across from where?