Melania Trump in Saudi Arabia: do you guys have different sizes for the head rings? What’s your ring size? Guy: please stop talking to me
Send nudes, oops thats a map of Jagiellonian dynasty at it’s height, even better
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny. Judge: what? Lawyer: he’s in a cent. Judge: you’re going to jail with him
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
End racism white man and monkey emoticon trolling
Muslim suicide hotline, how may I help you sir? I’m feeling suicidal. Great, can you fly a plane?
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Johnny created the group “barbecue”. BBQ tomorrow at my place, any vegans here? Yeah, me! Glad you asked. Sara has been removed from the group
Can you do a poster for our music nights? Yes mate, send me the details messenger screenshot gigs list