10 dollar haircut, what do you think? Fixed orientation, dunno man still lok pretty homo
Mandarin talking to apple: sorry I don’t speak mandarin
Are you single? No, I’m humbucker
Me: I love you. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Me: sudo I love you. Girl: I love you too
Old lady: excuse me young man. Me: I have a grandma
When you’re kidding around with somebody and then all of a sudden they get way too serious and start saying real shit dog
Trump: you’re a puppet, Hillary: no you’re a puppet, America crying meme
Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven’t found anyone who wants you
Hello darkness my old friend, new phone who is this
Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation