How I feel standing well built man, how I feel sitting fat man
It’s stupid when girls say they can’t find a guy, yet they ignore me. It’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside
Shoes price 100 dollars sale higher price huge interest fail
People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling with a pig in the mud after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it
The skull of an eagle logo of Assassins Creed comparison
Drinking in America, drinking in Germany drinking in Ethiopia comparison dark humor
Ballistics in most games, ballistics in Counter-Strike comparison