Tell me do you bleed? You will. But he’s my friend. So was I. I’m touching myself tonight. Batman Superman, Civil War, Deadpool
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When he gives you his jacket because you’re cold. Finn Poe Star Wars
Bro, what bro?, tell whole world that we’re bros, *whispers* we’re bros, why’d you whisper bro?, because you’re my whole world bro. Finn Poe Star Wars
Old stormtrooper: that’s the target, shoot at it. New: what happens if I hit it? Old: no idea never happened
It’s nice that Voldemort waits until the end of school year to try kill Harry Potter. He really cares about his education
Then the droid does belong to you, I don’t seem to remember ever owning a droid – Obi-Wan Kenobi. Seriously man, after all the shit we’ve been through? R2D2 Star Wars
People who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll
Winnie the Pooh compared to The Tevenant Leonardo DiCaprio bear